The Countdowns geez all of a sudden
Ok so I've never had countdowns and now I have a bunch, intresting how things just come flying at me...they're all....AHHH. Ok so here I go Rachels coming back August 8th Idol auditions in DC August 18th My birthday September 18th 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8...GAH its not like I like that number. geez. um...what else, my parents birthdays..um..ern..soon? I dont know. I just figured out I never posted my AIM here well I will I dont know, I guess I have nothing better to go... scowler599 wonder why...hmmm Rach come back...now. I had a dream Ryan kissed me dot dot dot the end. Bringing back countdowns to...just...becca CRELLEND PS: I'm still madly in love with Simon!!! =)

Andy Dick
ITS ELIMINATION TIME BITCHES. Andy Dicks my newly selected buddy/pal/lover RAWR Andy...... A HOLE SUCK UP BIOTCHES

Andy Dick

wow long time no...write
Dude...Ais over, Friends is over, will and grace is over, sex and the city is over, frazier is over, its ALL COMING TO AN END, Rach is in a jewish camp for those of you who care, I sent her a letter and yah, I miss that dumbass, she could come back now but is she...NOOOOO grrrawll.. Paula's gonna be on Ryan's show today...exciting, theres nothing new except my internet is now working...YAY for me, I'm living with my dad for a month...fun! 32 days Rach 32 days... *kills self* bringin missin back to blogin (wtf) CRELLEND

RAWR
Jon is out....BLAH. Thats no good. I love Jon, Jon is cool. Here I found a sentense PERFECT for this but its not mine its some weather dude..well ROFL DUh here, "Right now we dont know what the weather will be like because the airports are closed because of the weather. wether we will reopen them soon depends on the weather" rofl most kick ass sentense EVER. So JOn is gone so i changed my MSN name to...SimonizedRocksWithJpl...yah baby, thanks Katie ur the best...after me. So yestuday I asked my teacher if I was better than everyone else and he said YES U ARE....so therefore...u all suck. and...i dont. Ok? k bringing bak snob...iness to school. CRELLEND RAWR conan RAWR

like OMG
ok so i went to this story and the guy comes up to me and hes like "hi" and im like do u have simon posters and hes like well i have some good news and some bad news adn im like what and hes like the bad news is i dont have simon posters the good news is i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance! and im like wtf and hes like yah so then i saw a duck and the eastern bunny came and was like u gt it each adn the santa dude was like mcdonalds and im like dude and then conan came and we were like RAWR and then it was like totally over. Becca bringin nonsense back to blogs...CRELLEND...conan kick ass... RAWR!

RAWR
Today i drew a lil comic about how clay steals hamburgers. and then I drew a movie poster of me and Simon and my teacher and clay that last one was called flat iron i wonder why tsk tsk tsk. Si and Paula have been close lately and the fact that my friend Kelly met him and hugged him which left her knee trembleling helps me not spend my money on those kick ass VANS and MACBETHS shoes i really REALLY want but after all Simon is a lot better than shoes...right? gr...rawr. Then I drew a comic about how me and conan are like "rawr im a cat" all the time its so COOL! Simon Cowell is hot one more thing and last SIMON FOR KING OF THE WORLD the Becca world. bringing comics back to blogs... CR EllenC ELLEN..btw...ROCKS

URN?
My sister gets here like...tomorrow... OMG today was like all like whoa and like yah...my science teacher was like did u watch Clay on 20/20 and im like No and she is like *gasp* and im like what would clay think of you you dont have your clay pin on and she was like yah and im like tsk tsk tsk...and then at then end of class im like only 8 dudes will perform today and she is like why and im like i dont know and then she was like i didnt know and im like I guess SOMEONE didnt visit the boards i told SOMONE to and she was laughing and then she said she will to see the Clay article we got. and then now AI will be on in like a little bit and im like all WOO and EEE and YAY and WOOHOO and yah u get it Bringing Clay talk back to my blog CRELLEND Ps: I was also like EEEHAAA

SECOND HAND LIONS
Have you seen it? Yes you DUH. No? Well you should hide under the ground with wutshisname and never come out cause..U SUCK. Its the best movie EVER...like...EVER...cause i cried when I watched it and its hard for me to do that watching a stupid movie...but it wasnt a stupid movie so..YAH. WATCH IT THEN TALK TO ME

its been long..i suck.
Well today i have nothing to talk about unless something comes up for me to talk about but if nothing comes up for me to talk about then i cant talk about anything cause i gt nothing to talk about except if i talk about how i have nothing to talk about i guess im doing that so now i do have something to talk about and i think now i dont need to worry about not having something to talk about i can just say how i have nothing to talk about. ok so...hi i have nothing to talk about...and... *Katie pulls Becca offstage...audience explode in aplause* bringing stuff not to talk about back to blogs.' CRELLEND PS: watch AI tonight...or ill talk about how i gt nothing to talk about with you forever and ever and ever and ever...and so on...and so on and so on and so on...

holly crap...
Well ok...was a normal day until I pretended to be sick at 3am to call Ryan Seacrests show and ask Simon a question...dropping grades and days to go see AI to ask Si ONE question...big influence...big time. I called...SHE awnsered...(she as in idontknowhernameandidontcare) she asked me my ? and I told her..."if you had to do one of these again which would it be...make out with Paula...or get in bed with Randy (faverable...former) She asked me if my ? was "kiss Paula or randy?" I was pissed...I said the ? again and she got it wrong again I just asked her a simpler one having her get it wrong too and asking it her own way "How would u kiss Paula again?" former still faverable. Then I waited 15 minutes...I heard Ryan reahersing and he said "blah blah blah"ON MY PHONE...then SHE told me to call back later because Si was not there yet. I call yet again after an hour and a half...I get tru..again...I tell her my ?...again. I wait for 20 minutes hearing the show live...while I cant hear a damn thing Ryan says because SHE is laughing on the other end. Then Simon comes and he talks on the phone saying he just pulled up. I wait I was excited and I was shaking so much I couldn't type. So when the commercial after Simon comes begins they hang up on me. I call again and again. Its over I dont get to ask Simon my ? well maybe next time. I got him on my phone once...I can do it again. Bringing back stupid idiot depressing moments with deaf people back to todays phones. CRELLEND PS: SIMON WAS ON ELLEN TODAY....AWESOME...BIG TIME.

SNOW ROFL
holly crap...ur worst mare come to life...ITS A SNOW DAY....yeah again....AND its FRIDAY...that means that ive got 3 days to do NOTHING...thats right...NOTHING. Now I'm going to reveal a secret...the BEST thing about not having school IS...DUN DUN DUN...U get to watch ELLEN DEGENERES, AND LIVE WITH REGIS AND KELLY RIPA. YEP...now...SHHHH....dont tell people...cause its a secret...or is it? Did u know about this? what have u heard? are you not telling me something? are you lAUGHIN AT ME AGAIN? *the same stupid people get becca off stage...again...people...clap..." bringin...hum...secrets that are not secrets back to blogs. CRELLEND

SAULA
JUST need to explain what saula IS....to some people. well SAULA (as seen on the picture over there *points to upper left side*) THAT is Saula...as in SIMON COWELL..(my husband) and PAULA ABDUL (the woman i share him with.) Simon and Paula are judges from American Idol...THE SECOND BEST SHOW EVER.(the first being FRIENDS and all) BUT they love each other and......they love me...and once I meet them...I will talk to them...then I will kiss Simon...and I will sing....LOVE IS IN THE AIR LALALALAL...*looks at u starring at me* o I was just...hum...*runs away*. BRINGIN LOVE BACK TO NET BLOGS CRELLEND

AMEDICA
for those 70s show fans..... just for u! cause ur special! sometimes! ok! ready! ok! FES:"AMEDICA" ERICS DAD DUDE: "AmeRica!" FES:"AMEDDDDICA" ERICS DAD DUDE: "THE IS NO DAMN D IN AMERICA" FES:"AMEDICA"" ERICS DAD DUDE:"JUST SAY UNITED STATES" FES:"UNITED STATES....OF AMEDICA" _________________________ GIRL AT DMV "I CANT STAMP IT IF YOU ARE MARRIED JUST TO STAY IN THE COUNTRY" FES: "WOULD U LIKE ME TO STAMP IT?" __________________________________________________ FES: "THERE WAS NO TEST" ERICS DAD DUDE: "THERE WAS NO TEST? WE ARe AS BAD AS CANADA" bringin kick ass shows back to net blogs. CRELLEND

IDOL.
Hi. Yesturday was a snow day...today was not..but we had a two hour late thingy... I told my old English teacher to read this...lol which is bad because of my spelling...but she is cool so its ok! Yesturday on IDOL...OMG...this dude...was all like..."I'm sexy" and like all touchin his chest and like Paula was praticly drooling...and Simon was all like "psh" and I was all like "psh" and Paula was all like *drools* and Randy was all like "im hungry" and yeah. OMG this one chick was like "the rumors must be true you are gay then" to Simon and I was all like *snaps* and she though she was all that... OMG I think that Paula and SImon made a deal to like keep Alan for paula if they kept Lisa for Simon cause they both sucked and they are still there. The pen salesman john the football player and the cheerleader and the scooter girl kick ass....and I LOVE the clay dude...Eric I think! Yeah. bringin IDOL back to BLOG disscussions. CRELLEND

ELLEN
Wednesday, January 28, 2004 ELLEN DEGENERES. So you want to know what CRELLEND (what i put after all my messages)? No? well ill tell you anyways. after HER messages she puts "bringing whatever back to day time tv" that made me fall out my chair and laugh for a good 5 minutes. So yes it means copyrighted ellen degeneres. Just so you know its HERS. I have no imagination I need other peoples...since ellen rocks..yeah! bringing CRELLEND back to my blog. CRELLEND.

MORE SNOW
So today is a snow day...but you knew that unless you skiped trough my other messages and are reading this one to pretend you read the others...or maybe you'll skip trough this one and read the last one not to read the first one...or maybe you read the last one not to read this one and the last one, or maybe you spit trough all. Well good choice. If you are reading all of them....just...dont. Well anyways, I was thinking the other day...yeah SHOCK...but....WHAT?....I CAN think....NO STOP....are you making fun of me?......STOP LAUGHING AT ME....o i give up...ill just stick to...today was a snow day. bringing anooyness back to net blogs!...is anooyness a word? no? well now it is! its my word...and if it does exist its still my word. bringing new words back to dictionaries CRELLEND

TERRI
Tuesday, January 27, 2004 TERRI SEYMOUR. TERROR? PONYBOY? BOTH. So today I was thinking about Hawaii auditions and I read ponyboy on some finding nemo place..thing...ugh...Hawaii WAS that great. She will be there and She will kiss Simon, it totally ruins the day for me. I cant eat...and I'll have nightmares about little ponies dancing around me with those pink ballet thingies that are two sizes too small for them...they will be laughing at me, I wont have anywhere to run to. Sometimes, I feel like running in to the wall...actually sometimes I DO run into the wall. She makes me...just thinking about tomorrow I'll have to "see ugly people". Simon looked hot on todays epsode. He looked bored, but hot. The auditions are not going that great...but you can tell ME that if you watched Houston auditions, now THAT made me run into the wall. Bringing Terror back to the net. CRELLEND //

SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW
Hi...today was a snow day, and I stayed home. I went trough Simon pictures, I got more Simon pictures, I talked about Simon pictures, and I posted some Simon pictures! Oh, and I made a video with Simon pictures. Tomorrow is a snow day too, and lucky for Saula fans, I'll have more time to make Saula videos, not that I dont have any time anyother time, but tomorrow I'll have more time then when I don't have as much time as tomorrow when I'll have more time. Did I mention that yestuday was a snow day too? no? Well yesturday was a snow day too! Hi...today was a snow day, did i mention I stayed home looked at Simo....*people drag becca off stage...other people clap at people who draged becca off stage* BRINGING SUCKNESS BACK EXTREME BOREDOM. CREllenD